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's top twenty things i overheard working as a grip at the new tonight show with jay leno an incredible ride
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1.
Cool it, Kev!
Kev was playing his guitar too well for the rest of the band to keep up. This was before Kevin retired.
2.
What is this, the Viagra Olympics?
This was a joke that was too hot for broadcast, but it was funny enough I think I wanted people to know about it, now.
3.
It's like having Godzilla for a partner!
This was a joke Jay made to Bristol Palin about if she'd had a jerk for a partner on Dancing with the Stars. I think Bristol was a little nervous but she was all class. Very professional and cute to boot!
4.
You should ask if somebody minds having tap water.
Jay said this during a commercial break.
5.
What is this the knuckle sandwich diet?
Mike Tyson was a HILARIOUS guest and stayed late giving autographs.
6.
I thought you were gonna come in on a motorcycle or something!
Jay said this to Jerry Della Tuomi the best boy when he came on set wearing a new leather jacket his wife had given him for his wedding anniversiary.
7.
Where is the key board?
Jay keeps a rack outside his office with all hooks so he can hang up the keys for all of his cars in his classic car collection. A cleaner had moved it.
8.
Okay, Rambo!
One of the production assistants dropped a platter of sandwiches she was bringing into the green room and Jay joked she was like Rambo.
9.
The bird thing scratched the laquer.
One of Jack Hanna's colorful Sicklebill birds dug its talons into Jay's desk. We took a break for a few minutes so a man could buff it out.
10.
I'm voting for whatever the hell sandwich this comes with!
Jay has a lot of fun whenever Paula Deen drops by.
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